Joy to the World, another sale
With ten more shopping days!
Go out and buy yet more,
You need to buy some more,
You never have enough
Of useless, tacky stuff,
Of useless, of useless and tacky stuff.
Joy to the Earth, another sell
To brighten up our day.
The fiscal scene is really bad,
If you don’t buy, we’ll both be sad,
For then we will get stuck
With piles of useless stuff,
With piles and piles of useless stuff.
No more let gloomy forecasts keep
Your wallets closed so tight.
By joyful, and for Auld Lange Sine
Buy tons of toys* and tuns of wine.
You still don’t have enough
Of worthless, stupid stuff.
Go out, go out and buy more stuff!
*batteries not included.